Top Reasons I Laugh at Small Penis
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Seriously?
Think about it. You whip out that tiny shriveled pinky finger of a peenie and call it a cock? You have it be kidding. Is it any wonder I’m laughing? I’ve got lip balms bigger than your little gherkin. Let me get a magnifying glass and a flashlight. I want to shine a spotlight on that deformity of yours. Get a good look at it. Wow, looking at that brings to mind the top reasons I find myself laughing at small penis. My laugh is appreciated world wide by happy SPH fans.
Get real! I wouldn’t let that cocktail weenie near me if you wrapped it in hundred dollar bills. Sweetie, you could dip that reject in gold, place it on a diamond encrusted platter and I would send it back. Quick, hand me a measuring tape. I want to see how short and thin it is, but you’re going to need to get it hard for me first. It can get hard, right? It’s already hard? You have to be delusional. *laughing*
Your Worthless Worm
Do you think I’m blind? Perhaps you believe I don’t know what a real cock looks like. Please! Let me measure that worthless worm. From base to tip…2 inches long. Oh yes, that is correct. Honey, your little wiggle waggle doesn’t even qualify to be called a cock. Nope, what you have there is a little clitty. Oh, does that humiliate you? Good.
Come on. Kneel down in front of me and start to rub your little tiny clitty. You know, if you really work at it, rubbing it on and on, you just get it to cough up a few pathetic drops of clitty juice. I’m going to tell you exactly why your little clitty gets laughed at so much.
- I’ve seen Ken dolls with more cock than you have
- If it fits in a shot glass, it’s born to be laughed at
- That thing is smaller than my toe!
- I’ve seen bigger cocks coming out of ice cold lake water
- I’m your Mistress, I can laugh at anything I please
- When I think of it, the song ‘Tiny Bubbles’ comes to mind
- You would make a great munchkin
- I know how much my friends are going to enjoy seeing the video
- You could cover it and your ovaries with a daisy
- I’ve always wanted to see a true pinky man
Laughing at Small Penis
If you have plans to call me and are the proud possessor of a baby carrot, be prepared. Know that I will definitely laugh at it. Prepare to hear me giggle, smirk, tease and generally humiliate you all around. Nothing about your shortcoming is off-limits. I may coerce you to send me photos proving you were short changed in the dick department. And I will show them to my friends. They’ll love it.
You’ve been warned. Don’t come crying to me later. Actually, please do come back crying. That will have me laughing at your cocklet even harder! If you need more convincing that I’m the humiliatrix for you, listen to some of my erotic audios on SPH. Don’t ask me for small penis humiliation unless you know you can handle it. Then again, you won’t know until you call me.
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